accent, Brooklyn; accents, foreign; advertising, billboard; airline public address; America's Most Wanted; Attila the Hun; auto mechanic; automobile features (commercials); baby behavior; Barnie (cartoon character); baseball mit (sight gag); Batman; birth control (various); birthday; black (dialect); blacks (stereotypes); blowtorch; blue collar; bashing, gay; Bobbitt, Lorena; Bolton, Mike; bondage; born-again Christians (anti-abortion); boxing; Boy George; Brady Bunch; Brando, Marlon (impression); Bryant, Anita; bridal shower; British courtroom; Bundy, Ted; Burger King; Buttafuoco, Joey; Carter, Billy; cash register (buttons); Catholic (birth control); channel selector (old type); cheating in sex; child molester; child support; Christen, Carol; circumcision; climate, California; climate, Canada; clothes iron; commitment (relationship); condoms; contact lenses (cosmetic); cops; creamed corn; crime, urban; Cro Magnon Man; crystal ball; Dahmer, Jeoffrey; Dallas (city); Dallas (TV series); Davis, Ben; deafness; defecate; Denney, Reginald; department stores; derangement (clock tower with rifle); Disneyland; dog poop; drooling, children; drooling, old people; earthquake; Einstein, Albert; emergency room; Energizer Bunny; engagement rings; eye crust; Fabio; facial analysis; fast food; fat people; FBI; female condom; football fans; foreigners (behavior); full-length mirror (cheap); gay bar; gays in the military; girl friends; GMC truck; golf clubs; grandmother behavior; green card; Grim Reaper; gun bill; gym shoes; hair styling; hand-me-down clothes; Harding, Tonya; Hashly, Rick; Hathaway, Jane; Hepburn, Katherine (impression); Hitchcock (Birds, Psycho); Hitler (Adolph); homeless woman; homophobic; hooters; Hubble telescope; infommercial (impression); invisible airplane (comic books); Jackson, Latoya; Jackson, Michael; Jehovah's Witnesses; Jordan, Michael; K-mart; King, Rodney; KKK; Kwasimoto; lesbian; Limbaugh, Rush (obesity); low self-esteem; macho (impression); magnum pistol; make-up; mammogram; marriage; marriage problems; marshmallow; masturbation; Mafia; McDonalds; medical textbooks; Menendez brothers; menstruation; Mexican (macho); Mineo, Sal (impression); Montezuma's Revenge; moon-walk; mother; Mr. Potato Head; mugging; multiple orgasms; murder; NAACP; New York; news programs; obesity; old age forgetfulness; Oliver North; orgasm; Packwood, (Robert) Senator; paper-or-plastic (at grocery); paranormal; Payless Drugs; peaking of sex drive (tumescence in men); penis size; perfume; Perot, Ross; personal ad; Pinto automobile; pirate eye patch; police cars; Police Academy (movie); potato (pronunciation); Presley, Elvis (ignorance, obesity); psychic counselling (late night TV); rats (in NYC); referee's wireless microphone; Reilly, Charles Nelson; rejection (coping); relationships; Retin, Mary Lou; Roadrunner (cartoon character); Schwinn (old fashioned bicycle); screen door; Sears; secretaries (phone manners); segue (on TV talk shows); senility (behavior); Seven-Eleven (foreign clerks); sex; shoulder pads; shower rod; Silverheel, Jay (trivia question); sick leave; Siskell & Ebert; skeet range; smoke alarm; smoking pot; snoring; spit; sports on TV; Sports Illustrated (swimsuit edition); Stewart, Rod; stress; stucco ceiling (texture); T-shirt (slogans); tank-top; taxes; teddy (garment); terrorists; Thanksgiv- ing; theft; therapy; Three Little Pigs; tin-can phone; Tourette's syndrome; tour guide; transexuality; truth serum (at dentist); turbo option (in cars); Turner, Tina; Tyson, Mike; Underdog (cartoon); underwear, men's; underwear, women's; vacuum cleaner; vagina; vampire; vulnerability (male); weathermen; weight gain; welcome mat; Western Union; Westside Story; Whopper with Cheese; wife swapping; Wimbeldon; Wonder Woman; World Trade Center (bombing); yuppie.{HyperNote 2}

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